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Esther Schuckard at Momentum Gallery
5 Feb 2009 - 1 Mar 2009

machiavelli-1 by AttaboyFatboy
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Article of the Month January 2009
attaboy-II Hi it's me Richard Marcopolis and since anyone can write a review on artbash I'm going to. I usually can't understand art reviews so I'm going to try to be as simple as I can about Esther Schukard's art. I just realized I've already used the word art twice. I have been warned about that bad habit by an artbash woman.

Esther Schukard can paint real good. That means that she knows how to paint things that look real. But that's not all she does. She mixes up stuff that looks real with stuff that is real. I mean she puts globs of paint which are real on top of things that are painted to look real but actually aren't. Do you understand what I'm trying to explain?

I've seen artists who smear paint around like she does and artists who can paint things that look real. But I haven't see an artist whgo puts those two things together in one picture. This is new to me. Is it new to you?

I would buy her work if I had the cahnce would you.

That's all I ahve to say and I think it's enough.

Richard Marcopolis

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machiavelli-1
AttaboyFatboy
3 articles & 56 comments since 19 Jan 2009
I just want to explain the body lotion that is palianly in view in my latest picture just in case someone is going to make fun of me for it.
No I don't use it for You Know What. It's there because it keeps a big man like myself comfortable as does the fact that when indoors I don't wear clothes. Just in case people might think I'm strange for two things that have a perflectly reasonable explanation. ok?
lotion
nosferatu
1 articles & 323 comments since 27 Dec 2007
...

that's all I have to say about that, and I think its enough
Spider You
1 articles & 107 comments since 21 Mar 2006
Attaboy Fanclub members
2ontruck
machiavelli-1
AttaboyFatboy
3 articles & 56 comments since 19 Jan 2009
Spider You

Fat people need love too.

As my foster father used to say as he was booting me expertly in the kidneys.
"There's a shoe for every foot son"

Thanks for the kicking S.P. it reveals more about you than it does me.
Fat-Love
Lee-looking-profound-1
Artbasher
137 articles & 705 comments since 12 Feb 2005
I join. Rawk on FB.
machiavelli-1
AttaboyFatboy
3 articles & 56 comments since 19 Jan 2009
Thank you Mr. Artbasher and thank you for allowing me on your site.
PASQUINO
Tasquin
2 articles & 150 comments since 3 Oct 2008
It is not easy being beautiful either, though the people of Atbash are very kind. Populuxe has offered to help me with my career as a body artist, which is really exiting.
Tyler-AYO-Model-NY-1
Spider You
1 articles & 107 comments since 21 Mar 2006
HMMM...Attaboy free on the net? genuine?
Dave
machiavelli-1
AttaboyFatboy
3 articles & 56 comments since 19 Jan 2009
Article of the Month!
Oh thank you Mr Artbasher!
I've never won anything ever before in my life !
I'm really really happy!
IMG2081
mr tourette
9 articles & 289 comments since 29 Jan 2009
yay fatboy cunt
nosferatu
1 articles & 323 comments since 27 Dec 2007
hilarious mr tourette ahahaha...ahaha...haha...ha...aha .... </sarcasm>
machiavelli-1
AttaboyFatboy
3 articles & 56 comments since 19 Jan 2009
Ladies, gentlemen & Mr. Tourettes please allow me to introduce Tourettes Guy :

tourettes-guy
machiavelli-1
AttaboyFatboy
3 articles & 56 comments since 19 Jan 2009
And Mr Tourette why is it when a man wants to insult another man he uses a word describing a womans body part. Do you hate women as well as fat people MT ?
machiavelli-1
AttaboyFatboy
3 articles & 56 comments since 19 Jan 2009
I can understand people being jealous that I got the Artbash article of the month but that doesn't mean they have to insult me. If you want the Artbash article of the month award you should write and article like I did and see what happens you just might win too. There is no reason to be mean.
PASQUINO
Tasquin
2 articles & 150 comments since 3 Oct 2008
Is there a prize? What would you win if there was....

machiavelli-1
AttaboyFatboy
3 articles & 56 comments since 19 Jan 2009
Tasquin you just win honor. Honor is enough for me.

Hey I wonder why my embedded link to tourettes guy doesn'y play here on artbash?
cadmium hed
6 articles & 432 comments since 30 Apr 2006
Because it's probe-ably toooo offensive and lowbrow. Artbash is the elite stamping ground of hightone cultural discussion and spirited debate in the interests of furthering collective enjoyment of the finer creative things in proper society NOT the posting preserve of cussword obsessed, southpark ogling neanderthals.
So more art and less fart you ignoranting fuckwits.
IMG2081
mr tourette
9 articles & 289 comments since 29 Jan 2009
O I see fatboy, you are the only one with a corner on a 'disability'. You probably don't even have a glandular condition and are just morbidly obese from eating all the pies. Fuck.
cadmium hed
6 articles & 432 comments since 30 Apr 2006
Mr Tourettes,
Mr Tourettes,
jealous of any man,
that has bigger tits,

but that's ok,
yes that's ok,
as he's morbidly obtuse,
and probably gay,

his words are heinous,
oh yeah so heinous,
(guess what comes next people)
he likely has a tiny penis,

he lives to taunt,
just loves to taunt,
with intelligent jibes like
fuck and caunt

Which is just rude,
so horribly rude,
when you should just be nice,
to everyone dude.

Hey, this namecalling shit is fun.
Thanx Mr. Tourettes, you rock.




Spider You
1 articles & 107 comments since 21 Mar 2006
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fatman
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