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bert by b'ert Homme
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drylife

Me and Lee have been negotiating and we have come up with a pretty good package. We have secured sponsorship for the new web site, from an English firm with a really good corporate fit so there will be no ugly conflicts of interests.

I will repeat my rules soon but just a few new ones to loosen things up.

Youse must all use your real names and no John Hurrell isnot an acceptable name.

Bunrush must give me a blowie if she wants to post up.

Quint is 2 IC.

www.drylife.co.uk/

THE FEDERALIST MANIFESTO

Saturday 29 May 2010 Wellington

Federal art…

1. - is any art that acts to desolve, blurr and poke a stick at socialist and
mental contradictions and recriminations
2. – acts to wedge a new regiment in the b’ert world – often against the disinterest of the industrialization of b’ert through corporate, agents, national
and local body controls over the freedom of expression that all people,esp b’ert
acting as b’ertists have, as their right, to speak through their chosen
orificies
3. – often employs bombast but is not constrained thereby
4. – is mainly expressed outside the traditional art gallery and funding systems often in the park.
5. – is mainly done within the bounds of current law in the park.
6. – employs any mise en scene, media and art form and shouting to achieve its expression
7. – aims to change the park, shift the status quad – to make it a fair farer,
healthier and butter place
8. – engages and attracts individuals and groups to either anonymously or
otherwise achieve its feral aims but not necessarily in that order.
9. – is boundless federalism in, mainly, direct action and ice-cream
10. – can test but will not harm, hurt or endanger, threaten or abuse anyone or
any thing you fuckers.
11. – is owned by no-one and is utterly not for profit but I am the leader.
12. – has no structure, organization or property – its is utterly a peoples
movement of the likeminded see rule 11.

b’art Homme

 



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monkey-man-21623
Monkey
4 articles & 201 comments since 14 Jan 2010

You have really made a cargo cult of Mr Lee's return, I was not aware that he was away (it was always hard to tell) and the forcible upgrade we must go through...

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b'art Homme
12 articles & 207 comments since 22 May 2010
wow this does get interesting... bart is now not bart but bert so the who is who gets really messy. Very almost funny almost.

Isn't derivation a sad weak place to make art from? Leader, bleeder, feeder, reader activator? who cares - just do something original bert... and yes that is a challenge - we are waiting...
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mr tourette
9 articles & 289 comments since 29 Jan 2009

thats really quite funny

but dry

bert
b'ert Homme
4 articles & 62 comments since 1 Jun 2010

/>Isn't derivation a sad weak place to make art from? Leader, bleeder, feeder, reader activator? who cares - just do something original bert... and yes that is a challenge - we are waiting...
 

 

I think satire is quite creative enough; after all its what you purport to do b'art.

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b'art Homme
12 articles & 207 comments since 22 May 2010
Sort of - if you look at Vince Ward's kindergaten rip off of Tarkovski's masterpiece Andrei Rublev ... Navigator" you get the same feeling ... no traction in mud with bald tyres.

New is new - hard to read at first but histoire always reveals the accuracy.
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b'art Homme
12 articles & 207 comments since 22 May 2010
Hey can someone please draw some facial hair and boobs on me pleeeeeaaaaaazzzzzzeeeee you're doin my ego in.
benjamin
1 articles & 212 comments since 30 Nov 2007
pablo said 'good artists copy - great artists steal'

but since he was good, what would he know?
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b'art Homme
12 articles & 207 comments since 22 May 2010
He was a child to Marcel
allblackwinz
Flake
46 articles & 641 comments since 26 Jan 2006
hostory always reveals the accuracy...
monkey-man-21623
Monkey
4 articles & 201 comments since 14 Jan 2010
Marcel the monkey from "Friends"?

...or the mime.
sassafras
20 comments since 29 May 2010
Go play outside, its a lovely day.
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b'art Homme
12 articles & 207 comments since 22 May 2010
I am outside... the outsider wearin the new "ug fash" baby... "Oh why don't you walk away, you weren't born to obey... come to the country be rained on" (Song. C. BT. 1975)
sassafras
20 comments since 29 May 2010

'I've had a vasectomy'

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b'art Homme
12 articles & 207 comments since 22 May 2010

Shonky Johnky donkey ...

and - who is that blond woman who is in the BG of every shonky media circus performance? That ain't a woman baby ... that's a man!

sassafras
20 comments since 29 May 2010

She comes with the package.

cadmium hed
6 articles & 432 comments since 30 Apr 2006
but I thought he'd lost his package
bert
b'ert Homme
4 articles & 62 comments since 1 Jun 2010

Sort of - if you look at Vince Ward's kindergaten rip off of Tarkovski's masterpiece Andrei Rublev ... Navigator" you get the same feeling ... no traction in mud with bald tyres.

New is new - hard to read at first but histoire always reveals the accuracy.

 

see what I mean with this orijinal work.

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bert
b'ert Homme
4 articles & 62 comments since 1 Jun 2010

As you are beginning to understand there are to be some changes around here and the main one is that people must stay on topic. The standards on Art Feral have dropped remakedly over the past year and especially in the last two weeks since I have come along things will change. No more incontinent speechifying and nonsense; which brings up..ahem im sorry its so blatant...but what the hell a word from our sponsor.

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I hope you are all visiting the website and remember 'Dryness makes you free'.

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bert
b'ert Homme
4 articles & 62 comments since 1 Jun 2010

Shonky, plonky, wonky,  honky Johnky donkey ...gone-key, fonky, non-key, kin-key, dinkey, wee wiily winkey.

the blonde is his handler.
 

bert
b'ert Homme
4 articles & 62 comments since 1 Jun 2010

more words from our sponsor after that political interlude.

 

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drylife4
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